One week left. I am down to my last seven days and to celebrate I am going to have a proper British holiday. I have rented an apartment which has a fantastic view of Copacabana beach (alright, it's a poor view of Copacabana but if I swap my neck with a giraffe's it will be fantastic), next I am going to buy a handkerchief to put on my head and then I am going to sit on the beach and shout at waiters because they don't speak English. 'What d'ya mean you ain't got no braun sauce?'
God bless Ronnie Biggs,
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